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Sunday, June 1, 2008
Rajnikant N Jayalalitha
Rajnikant And Jayalalitha
Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "
Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how aboutTom Cruise?"
So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,and sure enough,
Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and yourfriend come right in and join me for lunch!"..Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky."No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.
"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him .And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to ameeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".
Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.
"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope along time".Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among allthese people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just goupstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..
Sure enough,half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"
If titanic was produced in INDIA
If titanic was produced in INDIA
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition.And last but not least
Indian Hell
Indian Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?” He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell... Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?" He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."
Where is your wife ???
Where is your wife
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn t home. "Well," the woman said "could I please wait for her?" "The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours. After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked," May I know where your wife is?" "She went to the cemetery," he replied. "And when is she coming?" "I don t really know," he said. "She s been there eleven years now,"
At home Yoga Moves
Pose - Inversion
Pose Meditation
Pose - Restorative
Pose - Seated and Twist
Pose - Standing
Pose - Arm Balance
Pose - Backbend
Pose - Bandha
Pose - Core
Pose - Forward bend
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