An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2 2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four."
The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again."
The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
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